Jim and Judy can't wait to get married, but Jim and his pals take in the sleazy charms of a strip club where Jim loses his virginity to a hooker. Oops! Judy cancels the wedding plans when poor Jim thinks he's "caught something" which his doctor confirms is nothing less than syphilis; worse, the doc makes Jim watch a scary little film on the horrors of venereal disease! Propelled by music from The Ventures, Damaged Goods merges the wholesome world of Kennedy-era kids with those sordid little sores that just won't heal!

But that's just a warm-up for our second berserk feature in which a teen girl drowns in cheap sex and dangerous drugs while stumbling down The Hard Road! After giving up her baby for adoption, Pam becomes a Hollywood tramp: climbing a billboard while high on grass, hooking up with hippies, shacking up with a junkie named Jimmy, and getting a "serious communicable disease." An incredible time capsule and ten exploitation films rolled into one! Just remember: tonight, romance; tomorrow, regret!