Product Description

Guaranteed to blow a gasket in your cranial control center and catapult you into a hop-induced humulone rage where you snatch that thirty-pack of light sissy lager and hurl it with 101-IBU-fueled abandon against the wall and revel in the squirting and squirming casualties! And while you're boot-stomping any survivors, you can reflect happily upon the intense hop aroma back flushing through your nasal cavities to pummel your tongue with absurd hop bitterness and a melee of fitful hop flavors like pine and citrus and flowerse"but before you boot-stomp those pretty flowers, you can smile peacefully at the clean and supportive malty backbone placating your senses-before you head-butt the refrigerator and reach for another, of course.